{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-1","title":"πŸŽ…πŸ‘ Funny Santa Butt Tissue Boxβ„’ – Hilarious Christmas Decor \u0026 White Elephant Gift 🎁","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n#santa-butt-26{\n --green:#193f34;\n --deep:#102d27;\n --red:#a43a40;\n --gold:#b98749;\n --cream:#f3e9da;\n --paper:#fffdf9;\n --ink:#204336;\n --body:#676760;\n font-family:\"Helvetica Neue\",Arial,sans-serif!important;\n font-size:16px!important;\n line-height:1.65;\n color:var(--ink)!important;\n background:var(--paper);\n width:100%;\n overflow:hidden;\n -webkit-font-smoothing:antialiased;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 *{box-sizing:border-box}\n#santa-butt-26 h2,\n#santa-butt-26 h3,\n#santa-butt-26 p{\n margin:0!important;\n padding:0!important;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 h2,\n#santa-butt-26 h3{\n font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif!important;\n text-transform:none!important;\n font-weight:400!important;\n letter-spacing:-.4px!important;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 h2{\n color:var(--ink)!important;\n 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padding:49px 20px 55px;\n background:\n radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%,rgba(239,198,133,.14),transparent 65%),\n linear-gradient(150deg,#204b3d,#102d27);\n text-align:center;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 .closing .label{color:#f0cb95}\n#santa-butt-26 .closing h2{\n color:#fff9ed!important;\n max-width:620px;\n margin:0 auto!important;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 .closing p{\n color:#e3ebe3!important;\n max-width:580px;\n margin:14px auto 0!important;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 .purchase{\n display:block;\n max-width:420px;\n margin:25px auto 0;\n padding:17px 17px;\n border-radius:8px;\n background:#f0ca8e;\n color:#26372b!important;\n text-decoration:none!important;\n font:700 15px\/1.4 Arial,sans-serif!important;\n}\n#santa-butt-26 .closing small{\n display:block;\n color:#d8e6da;\n font-size:13px;\n margin-top:13px;\n}\n@media(min-width:760px){\n #santa-butt-26 h2{font-size:39px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 h3{font-size:30px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 .hero{padding-top:60px}\n #santa-butt-26 .hero h2{font-size:45px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 .editorial{padding:75px 35px 80px}\n #santa-butt-26 .card-zone,\n #santa-butt-26 .mint-zone,\n #santa-butt-26 .gift-zone{padding:62px 30px}\n #santa-butt-26 .card-copy{padding:35px 36px 30px}\n #santa-butt-26 .dark-zone{padding:75px 30px}\n}\n@media(max-width:390px){\n #santa-butt-26 h2{font-size:27px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 h3{font-size:22px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 .hero h2{font-size:29px!important}\n #santa-butt-26 .card-copy{padding:24px 19px}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"santa-butt-26\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 01 HERO --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"hero\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eTHE NAUGHTY LIST COLLECTION\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eSanta's Back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd So Is His Butt.\u003c\/em\u003e πŸŽ…\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Christmas tissues have never been this hilarious.\n Meet the cheeky Santa tissue holder\n that turns an everyday essential into a holiday laugh.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"hero-image\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279872225281.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box on Christmas table\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ribbon\"\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eπŸ˜‚ Instant Laughs\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eπŸŽ… Cheeky Santa Design\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003e🎁 Funny Holiday Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 02 STORY LIST --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"editorial\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"intro\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eNOT YOUR AVERAGE CHRISTMAS DECORATION\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eThree Reasons Santa Steals the Show.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n He's festive, he's ridiculous, and\n he has a surprisingly useful job.\n Here's why everyone will be talking about him.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-list\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"story-num\"\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eA Santa with a Sense of Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Red suit, fluffy beard, classic hatβ€”\n and one unforgettable backside.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"story-num\"\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eThe Funniest Way to Grab a Tissue\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Pull a tissue from Santa's behind.\n Yes, that's really how it works.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"story-num\"\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003cdiv\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eMore Than a Holiday Gag\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n A playful Christmas decoration\n that also keeps tissues within reach.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-image\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280140660737.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue dispenser demonstration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 03 CAR SCENE --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"card-zone\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eCHRISTMAS ROAD TRIP\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eYour Passenger Just Got a Lot Funnier.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Add a little Christmas mischief to your car.\n One look at Santa's backside and\n your passengers won't stop laughing.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280375541761.webp\" alt=\"Santa Butt Tissue Box on a car center console\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-foot\"\u003e\n πŸš— Keep the holder secured and clear of driving controls.\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 04 HOME USE --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"mint-zone\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eHOME \u0026amp; OFFICE\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eEven Your Tissue Box Can Join the Party.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Living room, desk, bedroom or holiday tableβ€”\n Santa brings a mischievous Christmas touch\n wherever you keep your tissues.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280627200001.webp\" alt=\"Santa Butt Tissue Box in different home and office settings\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-foot\"\u003e\n 🏠 A funny little addition to your Christmas setup.\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 05 FUNCTIONAL BENEFIT --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"editorial\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"intro\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eFUNNY, BUT ACTUALLY USEFUL\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eA Tissue Holder with a Punchline.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Every time someone reaches for a tissue,\n Santa delivers the joke all over again.\n A silly design with an everyday purpose.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"story-image\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280912412673.webp\" alt=\"Santa tissue holder being used in a Christmas living room\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 06 FAMILY \/ DARK --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"dark-zone\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"intro\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eTHE CHRISTMAS DINNER SURPRISE\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWait Until Someone Asks for a Tissue.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Picture the whole family gathered around,\n someone reaching for a tissue,\n and everyone bursting into laughter.\n That's the kind of Christmas moment Santa brings.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"dark-image\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564281214402561.webp\" alt=\"Family laughing around a Santa Butt Tissue Box at Christmas dinner\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 07 WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"gift-zone\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"scene-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eWHITE ELEPHANT \u0026amp; SECRET SANTA\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eFinally, a Christmas Gift That's Not Boring.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Shopping for the coworker who has everything?\n The friend who loves a good prank?\n This cheeky Santa makes a hilarious\n gift-exchange surprise.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279620567041.webp\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box holiday gift idea\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"card-foot\"\u003e\n 🎁 A conversation-starting gift for people with a sense of humor.\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 08 FINAL CTA ONLY --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"closing\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"container\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"label\"\u003eA LITTLE CHRISTMAS MISCHIEF\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eGo Ahead. Put Santa on the Naughty List.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Part Christmas decoration.\n Part tissue holder.\n One unforgettable holiday joke.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ca class=\"purchase\" href=\"#\"\u003e\n πŸŽ… BRING HOME THE CHEEKY SANTA ↑\n \u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003csmall\u003e\n Return to the top to select your options and purchase.\n \u003c\/small\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"JXX","offers":[{"title":"One","offer_id":68002420293831,"sku":"58C26102202-One","price":22.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/9442\/2471\/files\/95564168874164225.webp?v=1792736402","url":"https:\/\/tiqzor.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-1","provider":"Tiqzor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}